But.....sparkles.....and cephalopods. And glitter. It would look faboosh with my sparkly gold heels. *pout* You may mock me for my fashion choices but goddammit I'm FABBING FUCKULOUS!
Oh I am not denying your fablucousnesses...I am just saying that you don't have to make such dangerous choice with your accessories. Would you wear a clubbed baby seal as a hat? Would you wear swastika mittens?
I hope my hatred for the octopus in no way affects our friendship.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
6 comments:
There is No way to make an octopus look pretty. Yuck.
Didn't that belong to the Duchess of Windsor?
I would totally wear that. I'd be the fucking belle of the ball goddammit!
sigh, another collaborator who goes straight for the sparkly buttons and flashy bait. Why not just show your belly in the jungle and be done with it?
But.....sparkles.....and cephalopods. And glitter. It would look faboosh with my sparkly gold heels. *pout* You may mock me for my fashion choices but goddammit I'm FABBING FUCKULOUS!
Oh I am not denying your fablucousnesses...I am just saying that you don't have to make such dangerous choice with your accessories. Would you wear a clubbed baby seal as a hat? Would you wear swastika mittens?
I hope my hatred for the octopus in no way affects our friendship.
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