I need some friends. I would also like to meet some of my followers who are related to women with low self esteem. I promise I would screw you like a mail ordered bride who owed me money.
Thursday, October 13, 2011
If You Live Near Red Deer Alberta Then Contact Me
I need some friends. I would also like to meet some of my followers who are related to women with low self esteem. I promise I would screw you like a mail ordered bride who owed me money.
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I'm only 2248 miles away, but my computer makes it seem much closer. Happy to think of you as my friend no matter the distance.
right back atcha buddy
I'm only 450 kms (290 miles). Still a little far for a quick jaunt on a sunny afternoon, because otherwise I'd be right there, you know that.
And when I do show up I'm buying.
I would meet you half way and I am buying. I just sold a kidney so I am rather flush.
You got kidney money? Damn! Don't be spreadin' that news around, man.
If you volunteered at a soup kitchen, you may make friends there. Women who come for soup will have low self esteem. It's a two-fer! You will make friends, help people and find a girlfriend all in one place. Actually, that's a three-fer.
oh dear sweet Belle, you only think of me and how I can exploit others...I couldn't love you more.
I don't know about everyone else, but the Cave of Cool is the end point of my escape plan.
I can say no more.
I'm about exactly half way around the world from you mate but I'd love to catch up and chat...you have pubs there..Right?!
Belle, I think you've got something there.
You are all great. You know where the key is so let yourselves in anytime.
I'm apparently 1,150 km away. Anything exciting in Saskatchewan you want to look at? I guess Regina is a 3 hour drive for me.
Kidney money? Hot damn, I can find you a fine bride in Mexico for that price!
Or the Ukraine where I prefer to shop. I haven't looked to a fine senorita but she might hate me for the cold.
I'm in Calgary. Will certainly leave a comment next time I head up that way.
Anytime. Would love to meet for a drink or lunch.
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