Thursday, October 13, 2011

If You Live Near Red Deer Alberta Then Contact Me


I need some friends. I would also like to meet some of my followers who are related to women with low self esteem. I promise I would screw you like a mail ordered bride who owed me money.

16 comments:

csmith2884 said...

I'm only 2248 miles away, but my computer makes it seem much closer. Happy to think of you as my friend no matter the distance.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

right back atcha buddy

M. D. Jackson said...

I'm only 450 kms (290 miles). Still a little far for a quick jaunt on a sunny afternoon, because otherwise I'd be right there, you know that.

And when I do show up I'm buying.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I would meet you half way and I am buying. I just sold a kidney so I am rather flush.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

You got kidney money? Damn! Don't be spreadin' that news around, man.

Belle said...

If you volunteered at a soup kitchen, you may make friends there. Women who come for soup will have low self esteem. It's a two-fer! You will make friends, help people and find a girlfriend all in one place. Actually, that's a three-fer.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

oh dear sweet Belle, you only think of me and how I can exploit others...I couldn't love you more.

Megan said...

I don't know about everyone else, but the Cave of Cool is the end point of my escape plan.

I can say no more.

Tempo said...

I'm about exactly half way around the world from you mate but I'd love to catch up and chat...you have pubs there..Right?!

DrGoat said...

Belle, I think you've got something there.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

You are all great. You know where the key is so let yourselves in anytime.

Unknown said...

I'm apparently 1,150 km away. Anything exciting in Saskatchewan you want to look at? I guess Regina is a 3 hour drive for me.

Unknown said...

Kidney money? Hot damn, I can find you a fine bride in Mexico for that price!

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Or the Ukraine where I prefer to shop. I haven't looked to a fine senorita but she might hate me for the cold.

Anonymous said...

I'm in Calgary. Will certainly leave a comment next time I head up that way.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Anytime. Would love to meet for a drink or lunch.