I need some friends. I would also like to meet some of my followers who are related to women with low self esteem. I promise I would screw you like a mail ordered bride who owed me money.
If you volunteered at a soup kitchen, you may make friends there. Women who come for soup will have low self esteem. It's a two-fer! You will make friends, help people and find a girlfriend all in one place. Actually, that's a three-fer.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
16 comments:
I'm only 2248 miles away, but my computer makes it seem much closer. Happy to think of you as my friend no matter the distance.
right back atcha buddy
I'm only 450 kms (290 miles). Still a little far for a quick jaunt on a sunny afternoon, because otherwise I'd be right there, you know that.
And when I do show up I'm buying.
I would meet you half way and I am buying. I just sold a kidney so I am rather flush.
You got kidney money? Damn! Don't be spreadin' that news around, man.
If you volunteered at a soup kitchen, you may make friends there. Women who come for soup will have low self esteem. It's a two-fer! You will make friends, help people and find a girlfriend all in one place. Actually, that's a three-fer.
oh dear sweet Belle, you only think of me and how I can exploit others...I couldn't love you more.
I don't know about everyone else, but the Cave of Cool is the end point of my escape plan.
I can say no more.
I'm about exactly half way around the world from you mate but I'd love to catch up and chat...you have pubs there..Right?!
Belle, I think you've got something there.
You are all great. You know where the key is so let yourselves in anytime.
I'm apparently 1,150 km away. Anything exciting in Saskatchewan you want to look at? I guess Regina is a 3 hour drive for me.
Kidney money? Hot damn, I can find you a fine bride in Mexico for that price!
Or the Ukraine where I prefer to shop. I haven't looked to a fine senorita but she might hate me for the cold.
I'm in Calgary. Will certainly leave a comment next time I head up that way.
Anytime. Would love to meet for a drink or lunch.
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