Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: If You Live Near Red Deer Alberta Then Contact Me

Thursday, October 13, 2011

If You Live Near Red Deer Alberta Then Contact Me

I need some friends. I would also like to meet some of my followers who are related to women with low self esteem. I promise I would screw you like a mail ordered bride who owed me money.

16 comments:

csmith2884 said...: I'm only 2248 miles away, but my computer makes it seem much closer. Happy to think of you as my friend no matter the distance.; October 13, 2011 at 3:15 PM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: right back atcha buddy; October 13, 2011 at 3:43 PM
M. D. Jackson said...: I'm only 450 kms (290 miles). Still a little far for a quick jaunt on a sunny afternoon, because otherwise I'd be right there, you know that.

And when I do show up I'm buying.; October 13, 2011 at 4:13 PM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: I would meet you half way and I am buying. I just sold a kidney so I am rather flush.; October 13, 2011 at 4:27 PM
Debra She Who Seeks said...: You got kidney money? Damn! Don't be spreadin' that news around, man.; October 13, 2011 at 7:11 PM
Belle said...: If you volunteered at a soup kitchen, you may make friends there. Women who come for soup will have low self esteem. It's a two-fer! You will make friends, help people and find a girlfriend all in one place. Actually, that's a three-fer.; October 13, 2011 at 7:29 PM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: oh dear sweet Belle, you only think of me and how I can exploit others...I couldn't love you more.; October 13, 2011 at 7:41 PM
Megan said...: I don't know about everyone else, but the Cave of Cool is the end point of my escape plan.

I can say no more.; October 13, 2011 at 11:33 PM
Tempo said...: I'm about exactly half way around the world from you mate but I'd love to catch up and chat...you have pubs there..Right?!; October 13, 2011 at 11:46 PM
DrGoat said...: Belle, I think you've got something there.; October 14, 2011 at 7:16 AM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: You are all great. You know where the key is so let yourselves in anytime.; October 14, 2011 at 7:20 AM
Unknown said...: I'm apparently 1,150 km away. Anything exciting in Saskatchewan you want to look at? I guess Regina is a 3 hour drive for me.; October 14, 2011 at 6:05 PM
Unknown said...: Kidney money? Hot damn, I can find you a fine bride in Mexico for that price!; October 14, 2011 at 6:06 PM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: Or the Ukraine where I prefer to shop. I haven't looked to a fine senorita but she might hate me for the cold.; October 14, 2011 at 6:45 PM
Anonymous said...: I'm in Calgary. Will certainly leave a comment next time I head up that way.; October 14, 2011 at 8:03 PM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: Anytime. Would love to meet for a drink or lunch.; October 14, 2011 at 8:24 PM