Because I know for a fact that Godzilla was nowhere near any 'Occupy' sites. Maybe that cop has gone rogue. I am so confused. Someone clear this up for me will ya.
Why are all the kids pooping in the nice parks? It's the fluoride in their toothpaste - is that what makes them all radical? Is it because of their hippity hop music and those damn You Tubes? I think that Snoopy Dog person has a lot to do with it. He likes that wacky tobbacky ya know?
Newt tells me they are are stinky hippies and not moral paragons of virtue like he is? What side should I be on?
Pretty blond Fox News reporter Megan Kelly says that pepper spray is basically a condiment. Why then is it not available at 7-11 where I get my 'BIG BITE' hot dog? They have ALL the toppings in the world including chili and cheese so if 7-11 doesn't provide it, then pepper spray is NOT a condiment.
Ah, who cares anyways. Now that the Republicans have declared PIZZA to be a vegetable on the food pyramid I guess everything is going to be all right. GAH!
I swear, something is coming for this planet and people in power know about it. That is why no one gives a shit. They all know it's over for us so why try to really fix anything. Just spend the last days fuckin' with all the rest of us who can't do anything to stop our destruction even if we knew about it.
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.