Friday, December 30, 2011

Have A Vodka With Me, Bitches


I fear I become abusive when I drink. Good thing that is not very often. I just told the cat to 'get a job'. That was totally unfair of me. His skills as a Cold War assassin are totally incompatible with today's job market. It's all about the THREAT of violence today. Nobody has the balls to follow through.

8 comments:

Super-Duper ToyBox said...

LOL!

Belle said...

I find everything hysterically funny when I drink. You could yell at me and I could laugh at you.

iZombie said...

the question is when did we stop drinking... it's really the only thing i appear to be good at. though it does not look good on a resume, nor is being good at scratching myself... lol

M. D. Jackson said...

Yeah, I've kind of been drinking constantly all week. I am a very lovable drunk.

Paladin said...

I don't drink often. Makes me even quieter than I normally am, and I get sleepy as hell once I get to the point of actual inebriation.

D.I. Felipe González said...

I´ll have a Tequila (I´m not a vodka drinker, except when I order white russians to toast as the dude).
The cat DOES have a job. Just ask him.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I called him and he just ignored me. Fluffy freak.

Of course you will have Tequila. Doesn't it come from your pipes?

Kyna said...

Good for you. Tell your cat that he's a lazy asshole, and that he's a drain on the flagging economy.