It Needs To Be A Resort

The cruise ship captain under fire for abandoning his vessel while thousands of passengers scrambled for rescue has reportedly come up with an explanation for his flight - he accidentally tripped and fell into a lifeboat.

Remember the Roger Moore movie, 'The Man With The Golden Gun' and the military complex they built into a listed ship? That is what they need to do with this piece of junk. Don't even bother trying to move it. It will be less of a hazard than trying to move it at all. I am sure that people would pay to tour this doomed vessel if you built walkways.

Oh and Captain Numnut should go free based on the chutzpah of his excuse. That one is an all time classic.