Saturday, April 14, 2012
Today in “LOL WUT?” news, Sony Pictures plans to remake Sabrina The Teenage Witch as a superhero movie. Yes, the Sabrina from Archie Comics and from the sitcom which ran seven seasons and starred Melissa Joan Hart and an animatronic cat. She’s going to be a superhero now in a live action film Deadline describes as “an origin story in the vein of Spider-Man, about a young girl coming to terms with her remarkable powers.” Seriously
I bet every black cat in the world is lining up to audition for the role of Salem, who I understand will be some possessed prince. Yes, it will be a girl meets cat meets romance magical superhero story. Anyway, its a train wreck that will make some kitty wealthy beyond his wildest kibble.
Posted by Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness at 8:44 AM