Saturday, May 12, 2012

I Feel So Sorry For All You Hillbillies Who Hate That Your Kenyan Marxist President Favors Gay Marriage

What the hell are you going to do now? If I was smart I would be in the survival bunker business down in Cracker Country because I could watch all their heads explode as I start to work the backhoe while discussing how Obama is coming for their guns and now, apparently, their sons.


8 comments:

Mike D. said...

All I can say is...If I ever win big in a lottery here in the states...I'm taking my lump sum and moving to Amsterdam. This place has gone downhill ever since the super mega rich made wimps out of "We the people" who don't stand up for themselves anymore.
When they try...it's a joke. That whole thing about peaceful demonstration and rallying and sit ins and occupy this and that...don't work for a hill of beans. More than half the people involved have no idea how to articulate themselves and the other half is just there for exploitation and drugs.
I would run. I would do that because...I have nobody watching my back. The people in power don't care a lick about the poor and middle class.
FDR is rolling in his grave.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

But even Amsterdam is no longer the free love, free smoking haven it used to be. I say more to the tundra and have all the good things we needed for livin airlifted in like I do. That includes Ukraining mail order brides, garlic stuffed giant olives and or own hot stone pizzeria.

Mike D. said...

Hmmm...airlifted in. Sounds secluded and peaceful. Driving around on Long Island in NY is like driving through a war zone. There don't seem to be any rules of the road here. If there are...I'm the only dude following them. I'll keep the Tundra in mind. ;)

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I hope if I visit NY that you will point out a good pizza place for me to enjoy and a good dumpster to sleep in, my brother.

Anonymous said...

I take issue with the "Hillbillies" term- it's no better than the "N" word. It is a hateful and malicious word meant to degrade ALL people from a certain region, and I am one of those people. Stop the hate.

csmith2884 said...

Without us hillbillies you would have no one to mine your coal or cook your crystal meth. Same as the "N" word my butt.

Mike D. said...

Freedom of speech works both ways. Best for all if we just learn to agree to disagree. We all have the same certain rights as adults and human beings of a certain sophistication and civil upbringings. Learning to cope with differences is what will stop the hate. Get over it.

Mike D. said...

Oh...i should add...jk lol