Do we have the movie for you. It's an epic fantasy movie that would have made Georges Melies proud, had it been completed in 1905. Unfortunately, it came 80 years later in the Soviet Union, when the technology to tell the tale should theoretically have improved. Well, it is in color, at least.
I will not be able to enjoy this trainwreck like I should until Apple invents some universal translater device but I loved to hear the names they couldn't translate into Russian. You can see the rest of the story by going HERE. I am surprised we can't get an English language version because this would be a hoot to watch.
Oh Gollum, you so Soviet.