Just when I thought this planet couldn't get any more annoying we get to spend 2013 trying to avoid all new of the Kim Kardashian pregnancy. I thought Suri Cruise was the most precious little snowflake in the world but that will no longer be true when the spawn of Kanye West pops into the world. Why does anyone care?? I could go on a rant about this but what's the point? I am drained of my indignation because this freakshow will never go away. I choose to keep a tiny little bit of my soul and not get involved. You would think this 'event' would be perfect fodder for my snark but that family and all the hype around them is beneath even my bitterness. That's right. I said it. The guy with no unexpressed thoughts in his head will never bring up this topic again. I wish I could go back in time just so I could start the first day of the new year all over again. Serves me right though. I could have watched a movie or listened to some Howard Stern or just turned off my computer but I had to catch up on the headlines when I couldn't fall asleep. Serves me right. I knew better but chose to be INFORMED. Do yourself a favor and read the comments on the Huffington Post. They actually made me feel better because UNIVERSALLY they were negative. January 1st and the only picture that accurately portrays disgust with the world is this one. 2013 I already hate you.
I am ready to just follow Lord Humongous into the wasteland.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.