Now you need to get today's number over 1000. Not such a hard task. It's not like I am asking for 2000 daily visits or anything. Not that my creative output doesn't warrant such acclaim because all you bitches knows it does. So comment on something especially if you have never done so before. Burst the illusion that there are really only 20 fellow shut-ins that follow my balloon juice and enjoy it enough to leave a message.
I can't sleep late. The sun shines through my window in the morning. Damn you Eastern Exposure!!!
That gives me lots of time to add content. That sweet content that will soon get me over 3,000,000 in page visits and 26,000 in posts. Quite a little testament to one man's madness, don't you think?? It's okay for you to agree with me and tell me that even if you don't really believe it.
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Hey, is that the bear that ripped that guy's face open just north of Edmonton? One of your 20 shut-ins wants to know.
That was determined to be a hoax. He wasn't attacked by no bear. Now we have to find out what really happened and why this punk has a vendetta against the bears.
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