Today Is The Perfect Day To Visit The Cave Of Cool

As you can see, my numbers have been pathetic lately. I can forgive that. It's spring and everyone is out there soaking in the sun and fun with family and friends. BAH! I was there for you when it was cold and snowy and you couldn't leave your house. I entertained you while you waited for a bus that never arrived. I felt your pain.

Now you need to get today's number over 1000. Not such a hard task. It's not like I am asking for 2000 daily visits or anything. Not that my creative output doesn't warrant such acclaim because all you bitches knows it does. So comment on something especially if you have never done so before. Burst the illusion that there are really only 20 fellow shut-ins that follow my balloon juice and enjoy it enough to leave a message.

I can't sleep late. The sun shines through my window in the morning. Damn you Eastern Exposure!!!

That gives me lots of time to add content. That sweet content that will soon get me over 3,000,000 in page visits and 26,000 in posts. Quite a little testament to one man's madness, don't you think?? It's okay for you to agree with me and tell me that even if you don't really believe it.