Monday, November 6, 2017

I Know You All Doubt That I Will Ever Need This Product

But I could meet a girl one day and she will be very impressed if I had a can of Beaver Rub for those times when she doesn't feel all that fresh. And if she needs a friend to help her apply this ointment I would be right there to help. That is because I would be a very good boyfriend. But that isn't good enough for you witches.

 

6 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

You're so selfless, Cal.

DrGoat said...

Kind of at a loss for words...I'll go with what Debra said. You are Calvin of Arc. Selfless to a fault.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I do because I love.

j-swin said...

Uh, does beaver have a different meaning in the great white north?

......cuz down here it means vagina.

DrGoat said...

I think it's kind of like Mink oil, but for skin, not leather.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Beaver and Vagina are the same thing.