Monday, January 15, 2018
My Mail Order Bride Seems Upset
I guess 11 weeks in a cargo carrier changes a person. Maybe I should just go home without signing for her. She looks like she might hold a grudge and that is no way for our love story to begin. She should be fine. I mean look how good she looks. How bad could her time have been? I knew they drilled big air holes in the container and there were bananas aplenty when she set sail from the old country. I paid extra to get her a nice hammock and extra bottled water and limes to prevent scurvy.
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She'll stab you in your sleep, Cal. Send her back.
Yeh. I know you are right but I find her disappointment in me to be very attractive. How many stab wounds can a man survive anyways? Remember I am notoriously difficult to kill.
Who the fuck are you -- Rasputin? Don't take the chance, man.
yeh, they cut off his weiner and still he tried to live.
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