Sunday, January 14, 2018

The Was NOTHING Safe About That Lid

I ate a pudding cup every day for most of my school career. I hated when my Mother wouldn't think and get butterscotch. A little butterscotch goes a long way. Why not just get chocolate everytime? You can't go wrong with chocolate. No kid ever bitched about getting chocolate pudding in their lunch or he would get pounded by all the other kids who had butterscotch in their lunches. Butterscotch also had NO value in a lunchroom trade. None.

 
Oh and you could open a vein easily with one of those lids.
Fold it twice and you had a shiv.
 

1 comment:

Dr. Theda said...

Many a cut on my tongue as a kid (chocolate)...