Saturday, July 7, 2018

In These Troubled Times - The Only SANE Solution

The only politician that never lied to me. He promised hamburger and cheese between a bun and that is what he delivered. He will even hold the onions for you if you ask. He deserves your vote this and every November. I mention it now because I may not think of it then.

 

16 comments:

j-swin said...

I..I have no words. I can’t even look at you right now.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Go off with your buddy trump. I have made my choice and I have no regrets.

j-swin said...

Hold the phone, mister! First off, I have nothing but contempt for that vile, pus filled shitbag. Second, who do you think got said shitbag into the office he holds now? Your boy McCheese, that’s who. It’s no secret that the great pumpkin has an affinity for the Golden Arches, is it just happenstance that McCheese that has hundreds of thousands of “anonymous” dollars funding every one of his re-election campaigns? You’ve said it yourself, “follow the money”. Or should I say the rubles?

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I will hold him up against your boy TRUMP any damn day. Who did the Mayor abuse? NO ONE What Russian supervillains did HE collude with? NONE. He and Putin have has a blood feud that goes back generations to their families that both were COSSACKS and belonged to warring tribes. Those vendettas never end. No way does McCheese do business with his mortal enemy. It's like me going to a movie with MENDOZA. You are following the Fox Media machine that is the true FAKE NEWS out there. Wake up before they come for you or force you to eat Burger King.

j-swin said...

You better stop calling trump “my boy” or I’m going to take my video games and go home! And I may just kick your dog on my way out the door.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I don't own a dog so you just threated to kick a poor dog without an owner. And your games suck anyways. Who makes a video game out of Candyland anyways?

j-swin said...

A goddamned visionary, that’s who! I also have tiddlywinks and hangman if you’re interested....

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I know the secret to hangman so I would OWN you. Then we would have to play RISK where I would make you cry after betraying our alliance, killing your armies and taking all your cards so that I could build an even mightier army and go after Kamchatka, the only true prize on that damn board.

j-swin said...

Yeah yeah yeah, you guess the vowels first. By the by, I just picked up a copy of Dune yesterday, I’ll give it a flip and let you know if it’s any good.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Are you freaking kidding me?? You have never read DUNE?? DUNE?? I am glad I just ASSUMED you had up to this point. You had me fooled. But you knew NONE of the references. NOTHING. To you THE SPICE is pumpkin spice with your latte. Like I wasn't depressed enough. Thanks for just adding another log to the fire.

DUNE?? So you have NO FUCKING IDEA what they call the mouse shadow on the second moon??

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

This is how my enemies get to me. I got sentimental with you. I am lucky to be alive. You are like my KHAN now.

No really. You have read it right. At least the comic book so you could fake it?? You have seen the movie of course. You are not a total dolt on the topic.

DrGoat said...

Not to get in the middle, but I think you have j mixed up with that other guy that occasionally graces your comment section with accolades for that walking pustule we call the president. I'm quoting A Lion in Winter, a movie which is chock full of good lines.

j-swin said...

Naw, I’ve seen the “movie” and the syfy series so I know the story but I never actually sat down to read the original until now. Honestly, it’s you who got me thinking I should read it, it was my New Years goal to read more this year and after I had finished the dark tower series I thought “what else is good?”

Answer: Listen to Kal.

j-swin said...

Thanks for having my back, Dr. Goat. My wife and I are also big fans of Lion in Winter. Sir Anthony is a beast in that one.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Oh there is no mistake. This friend of mine speaks nothing but smack about Mayor McCheese and you know I don't tolerate that.

I hope he does enjoy DUNE. It just weirds me out when I meet someone who has never read it.

j-swin said...

That’s true, I do talk major shit about McCheese.