Thursday, February 21, 2019

Glad Peter Weller Is Getting Some Of The KFC F-You Money For Doing The Voice







But seriously white people, WTF? How does the concept of ROBOCOP and the Colonel's chicken have to do with each other? There wasn't even a KFC left standing in the first movie. It's just weird and is something else that seems like a prank but isn't but maybe should be because it's GOOFY. You sell fried chicken in buckets. That's all we need to know. What is the demographic of this commercial? The people you are trying to reach with this idea are the very people who already pick up some of your chicken on the way home on the bus from their dead end jobs. You are the high point of their miserable days that stretch into nothingness. I just don't get it. If he has a visor, why does he also need glasses? Isn't that something that could be fixed within the visor? I mean adjusted to his prescription? And what is with the hair? Why does your cyborg have white hair? It's GOOFY.

5 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

So stupid it's hilarious.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I know. God help me I know.

nolan said...

This is great! Why can't all advertising be like this? Why does it always have to be edgy or woke?

Margaret Benbow said...

"Why does your cyborg have white hair?" What...the...HELL. You could have asked why a grown cyborg is wearing a bib. You could have asked why he has three jagged steely points on each side of his chest instead of nipples. But NOOOOO. You were sniggering about the hair. Well, a cyborg has his little whims and vanities too, just like the Colonel. And they're proud of their flowing white hair.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Somethings you just have to sacrifice when you combine man and machine. He can make toast out of his butt but that doesn't make him a toaster. Okay maybe in that case it does, but you see my point.