Are You Fucking Kidding Me?

Church claims that a fire that destroyed their building never touched a dozen Bibles inside the church at the time.

These flammable items that survived the flame were obviously stored someplace else and brought to the remains of the church after the fire was put out. Are you stupid? This is such bullshit with a heavy dose of shenanigans.Tell you what. Do an experiment. Light yourself on fire while holding one of these fireproof stick crosses. I bet you both go up like a roasted marshmallow and your little sticks will burn right along with you. SCIENCE! IT IS SCIENCE. Let me guess. All the books are DRY as well because of course they were protected from both the fire and the water that was used to put out the fire. They do seem to be line up so that they fill the entire picture. They even placed the books in the room where they could get the MOST LIGHT so that the pictures would turn out better. Why were these not on a bookshelf? I look at this and think STAGED CRIME SCENE. Is anyone checking where Pastor Matches was at the time of the fire?? Nothing, no ash from things burning around the books ever landed on the books. And why were they on the floor in the first place if they were BIBLES? Get that twitchy Pastor in here. I have a few more questions for him.

 

Reverend Phil Farrington told the Washington Post that he sees the miraculous survival of the paper bibles and wooden crosses as a sign from God. “In the midst of the fire, God’s word will always stand,” he said.

OH JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!