My First LOL Cat Creation

What? I gots the creative in me bitches. See, because a chicken crosses the road. And the cat, he trusted the chicken to know where he was going but the chicken didn't. He just likes to cross the road just to...you know...cross it. Chickens are funny that way which the cat is only now finding out. So there is a lesson in this for all you kids out there. Don't trust a chicken to give you directions because they don't know nothing. (And before you say it...YES, I realize if you have to EXPLAIN the joke then its not very funny. Well I wasn't trying to be funny. I was trying to give you kids a little life lesson about chickens and the cats they scam with their evil lies.)