Said It Before

And I will say it again. Most of the destruction of your larger churches has been done by huge women with tentacles. What you ever did to piss that particular demographic off is lost to me. Maybe if you made the pews more comfortable? Better parking? More egg salad sammiches? You gotta keep up with the times or you will be visited by Betty Cthulhu and her friends.

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