I Pre-Apologize For My Actions

K...I am just gonna put this out there. It may be a part of your costume but if I have had some punch and I see this out on my peripheral vision I am reaching for a table leg or a glass soup ladle and swinging wildly. Its clearly a self preservation thing and I mean you no ill will. How did you know some invertebrate hating freak would show up at the party? Well its a jungle out there. Bad things happen to octopus everyday. Next time maybe a nice ghost costume would work for you. Just saying.