We Apologize To The World

...oh fuck it...we apologize to the whole universe for the fact that Canadian 'rockers' NICKLEBACK were awarded the title BAND OF THE DECADE by Billboard Magazine. Ignoring for a moment that such an award makes that institution irrelevant for all time, how the hell could anyone think that stinky bum of a group could be the top of ANY list? Their music is worse than the worse garage bands, their hooks are non-existent and their lyrics could have been written by ONE retarded monkey with a crayon and some wax paper.

U.K.'s Word Magazine voted them the WORST band ever in the history of time and I bet that even before time was invented they sucked. Okay maybe that last part I exaggerated. To make their point they included a sample lyric here:

"Maybe in the parking lot / Better bring your friend along / Better rock together / Than just one at a time / S is for the simply / E is for the ecstasy / X is just to mark the spot / 'Cause that's the one you really want."

I would look myself for lines less retched but I don't want to get too close to anything that group produces lest I start itching where I don't want to scratch.