I am actually seeing results with my new diet and exercise regimine though I am still failing in my request to get one of my old students to become my personal trainer.
She hates to train people she knows and respect because she says she lets them off the hook to easily. I am trying to prove to her that I am serious but need a kick in the ass every now and then from someone who I respect. Plus I miss how close we used to be and this would be a great way to re-bond.
I sent her these pictures tonight to threaten her with. It's my suicide note because I WILL eat these things unless she commits to my training. Trust me Kelly. You know I'll do it.
And if that doesn't work that kid will wake up a Polar Bear Breakfast Surprise.
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.