No matter what language you speak, the Cephalopod will never stop trying to kill you every time you cross it's path. In the water, no one can hear you scream...or swear...or fart. It all gets translated into bubbles.
I just watched two specials on giant squids and carnivorous cephalopods so I am feeling even more bugged out about these bastards. Do you know that giant squids have blue blood and THREE heart (but no love or pity in any of them)?
Even a little one used it's beak to shred the oceanographer's finger. Imagine what the giant ones could do to a person.
They use their long tentacles (which shoot out fast) and pull you in so the beak can take small bites out of you, slowly. You would feel each chunk coming off your body as you pray for death. All I can say is FUCK THEM.
This is why I hate them so much and fight their evil everyday.
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What if you speak Pig Latin?
They hate you too. They hate all of us.
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