Sunday, October 3, 2010
This Is Why I Will Never Be Permitted To Live With A Woman
Because to me, this is a perfectly reasonable decorating choice.
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I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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8 comments:
I totally WANT this! wherever did you find it??
On tumblr where I find most of the best images.
If only one of the cushions was a little ice chest...
What do you mean, Kal? This furniture is great! It just need some ketchup, mustard and relish and then it'll be perfect. Why what women wouldn't love this?
Right honey?
What? Why not? It'll look cool in the front room! It does not look hideous it looks...
Oh. Well, no I don't really want to sleep on the couch. And, yeah I really would rather have some sugar tonight.
Okay, well floral patterns are nice and, yeah, sure I love doilies.
Okay honey. No problem.
(Geez, Kal, I guess you're right about that.)
You'll be able to live with a woman. All you have to do is smother all those urges that tell you to do the things that make you happy.
Sorry! Bitterness welled up there.
You dipped your bucket deeply into the 'Well of Your Bitterness' my brother. I too have one of those and I find I need a longer rope to allow the bucket to reach the water with each passing day.
This is totally reasonable and cool!!! I love the iCarly Ice Cream Sandwich bench too...I have often though a Circus peanut would make an excellent couch!!!
My kid walked up looked over my shoulder and said "I havere awesome!! to have that, Now!!"
I love my kids, as deranged as I am, they still a
Not having children is the biggest failure in my life. I would have been an awesome father of the geekiest little Harry Potter space nerds in the universe. My buddy Noah has two daughters that are off to animation film school with the dream of working for Pixar one day. How awesome is THAT? Sure you watched all those great movies and showed them all those cool things but you can only dream that they would want to do something like that with their lives.
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