Sunday, October 3, 2010

This Is Why I Will Never Be Permitted To Live With A Woman

Because to me, this is a perfectly reasonable decorating choice.

8 comments:

baygirl32 said...

I totally WANT this! wherever did you find it??

Kal said...

On tumblr where I find most of the best images.

Pat Tillett said...

If only one of the cushions was a little ice chest...

M. D. Jackson said...

What do you mean, Kal? This furniture is great! It just need some ketchup, mustard and relish and then it'll be perfect. Why what women wouldn't love this?

Right honey?

What? Why not? It'll look cool in the front room! It does not look hideous it looks...

Oh. Well, no I don't really want to sleep on the couch. And, yeah I really would rather have some sugar tonight.

Okay, well floral patterns are nice and, yeah, sure I love doilies.

Okay honey. No problem.

(Geez, Kal, I guess you're right about that.)

Rod Barnett said...

You'll be able to live with a woman. All you have to do is smother all those urges that tell you to do the things that make you happy.

Sorry! Bitterness welled up there.

Kal said...

You dipped your bucket deeply into the 'Well of Your Bitterness' my brother. I too have one of those and I find I need a longer rope to allow the bucket to reach the water with each passing day.

The Invisible Seductress said...

This is totally reasonable and cool!!! I love the iCarly Ice Cream Sandwich bench too...I have often though a Circus peanut would make an excellent couch!!!

My kid walked up looked over my shoulder and said "I havere awesome!! to have that, Now!!"

I love my kids, as deranged as I am, they still a

Kal said...

Not having children is the biggest failure in my life. I would have been an awesome father of the geekiest little Harry Potter space nerds in the universe. My buddy Noah has two daughters that are off to animation film school with the dream of working for Pixar one day. How awesome is THAT? Sure you watched all those great movies and showed them all those cool things but you can only dream that they would want to do something like that with their lives.