Selena wears this outfit more than any other in my dreams. I like the way she generates all that school spirit with her pom poms. Please don't use your comments to turn what is cute into something perverted.
When I admire (or drool) over young and underage actresses, in my head I'm imagining how awesome it would have been to have met someone like that when I was her age, when i was still a schoolboy or whatever.
In real life, there's no way I would be attracted to an underage girl. It would be a total turn off. Does that make me a pervert? Is my fantasy dangerous?
You don't have to worry about anything crass from me Kal. In fact, I'll go one step further and reveal that I have my own celebrity crush on Audrey Hepburn, who much like the traits you admire in Selina, plays the personification of gentleness and innocence in her every role. Plus she gets nerdy points for her performance in "Wait Until Dark", were she matches wits with a villainous Alan Arkin and does a flawless impression of Batman too.
Which is why it was so strange that I had a dream last night about riding bicycles with Marilyn Monroe. Curiously she was wearing a plain white shirt and blue jean shorts, rather conservative for both her as well as a dream.
I see things the same way. I don't talk about Selena in perverted ways. It's just goofing around and enjoying her success and the character she has developed over these years.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
6 comments:
I'm sure in your dream you're a young freshman too. Maybe on the football team?
No I am the guy who parks his windowless van across from the school.
No actually it would be Drama Club and Football for me. Just like in my real life.
When I admire (or drool) over young and underage actresses, in my head I'm imagining how awesome it would have been to have met someone like that when I was her age, when i was still a schoolboy or whatever.
In real life, there's no way I would be attracted to an underage girl. It would be a total turn off. Does that make me a pervert? Is my fantasy dangerous?
There aren't enough romantics like you around, buddy. World would be a better place.
You don't have to worry about anything crass from me Kal. In fact, I'll go one step further and reveal that I have my own celebrity crush on Audrey Hepburn, who much like the traits you admire in Selina, plays the personification of gentleness and innocence in her every role. Plus she gets nerdy points for her performance in "Wait Until Dark", were she matches wits with a villainous Alan Arkin and does a flawless impression of Batman too.
Which is why it was so strange that I had a dream last night about riding bicycles with Marilyn Monroe. Curiously she was wearing a plain white shirt and blue jean shorts, rather conservative for both her as well as a dream.
I see things the same way. I don't talk about Selena in perverted ways. It's just goofing around and enjoying her success and the character she has developed over these years.
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