I don't think I could ever caption a kitty picture more perfecty than this one. If you have the fortune of living with one of these amazing creatures you know of which I speak.
I knew a guy whose girlfriend had cats. The cats would climb up on top of shelves and things and reach out and smack the fella in the back of the head as he walked by. He never knew where the cats were lurking, but as he would walk across the room--*BIFF!*--they'd hit him. They never hit his girlfriend though. They must have known he wasn't a cat person.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
5 comments:
I am Cat, hear me roar!
My cat goes into this pose and yowls this at me every day.
We live with 3 of them. I think that is a cartel in anybody's book.
They seem to have an equal vote in anything we do.
Let's just say you are lucky to even get a vote Dr G and leave it at that.
Pffft! That just sums it up right there.
I knew a guy whose girlfriend had cats. The cats would climb up on top of shelves and things and reach out and smack the fella in the back of the head as he walked by. He never knew where the cats were lurking, but as he would walk across the room--*BIFF!*--they'd hit him. They never hit his girlfriend though. They must have known he wasn't a cat person.
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