It will all come down to US or THEM. Invertebrate or Vertibrate. Air or Water. Adaptation or Death. Personally I think it's going to be a very interesting afternoon.
Oh don't worry about that. All the excitement and adventure will seal me up tight as a drum. But five minutes after I come out of the water triumphant....well...you know...
Clearly I will be keeping the media waiting a little bit for my post battle thoughts.
I like it cs. Simple and elegant. Designed to scare the hell out of any creature it is used on.
Personally I like to use my high tech super compressed air needle gun to their air bag like heads. This forces them to rise so fast to the surface that when they just reach the horizon between water and air they pop like popcorn kernals and isn't that always fun for the kids to watch?
That environmental terrorist Cthulhu knows not to show his face anywhere NEAR Cave Of Cool Operations. Or he will get twice the spanking we gave him last time.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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And don't forget to go to the bathroom before you put on your wetsuit and armour because... you know...
I stand or swim ready ...I'm going old school with a battle ax...tonight we feast on callamari
Oh don't worry about that. All the excitement and adventure will seal me up tight as a drum. But five minutes after I come out of the water triumphant....well...you know...
Clearly I will be keeping the media waiting a little bit for my post battle thoughts.
I like it cs. Simple and elegant. Designed to scare the hell out of any creature it is used on.
Personally I like to use my high tech super compressed air needle gun to their air bag like heads. This forces them to rise so fast to the surface that when they just reach the horizon between water and air they pop like popcorn kernals and isn't that always fun for the kids to watch?
But that's me. I am a SHOWMAN...Mr Vegas.
Great pictures. I hope someone rescues that girl whose head is sticking out of the water.
What are they trying to find down there, R'Leh?
Cthulhu fhtagn!
That environmental terrorist Cthulhu knows not to show his face anywhere NEAR Cave Of Cool Operations. Or he will get twice the spanking we gave him last time.
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