This Will NOT End Well

These advancements in robotics are moving in one direction only. You know these scientists are THIS CLOSE to creating a Japanese sex robot that can make a grilled cheese sammich and pour a martini while bringing me my robe and slippers after a night of sweet mechanical love. God help me I and going to want one if it converts into a jet ski or motor scooter too. The future will either be a great place or just really messed up. I can't tell at this point.