HOLY SHIT! Are you kidding me??? Who is on the glue now? Way to flush your entire hopes and the hopes of all your followers. You drunkin' numnut. I couldn't write a moment full of shit any stranger than this if I tried.
Then of course you have Papa Cain with his free hands all over his employees. When you had to pay a settlement for molestation then you really can't deny that you did anything wrong. Your hand is in the cookie jar if you had to shell out the cash.
You Republicans are working overtime just by being stupid. At this point I bet you wish you had Anthony Wiener on your side. He's looking pretty good about now, isn't he?
It's like this is all made up so that some magical last minute candidate can show up to save the day. Any guess who that would be?
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.