But you grey numnuts just had to come visit the Earth didn't you? In your busted up old junky spaceship no less. Well you get what you pay for. Why choose EARTH in the first place? Clearly you have not research this planet. We don't even like each other so how do you think we would react to someone from OFF WORLD? If you also tasted like chicken we would have you Kentucky fried and in a bucket so quick it would make you heads spin.
Seriously, alien dudes, It's not a good time to visit this planet. It's a pretty messed up place. Use your vacation time more wisely. I am sure there is another nice planet out there that is more suited to your species. Someplace where the creatures at the top of the food chain don't have thumbs.
And you wrapping yourself in silver foil is not helping the situation any. You just look like a baked potato to us.
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