I wonder what this one is about? Maybe it's a Christmas movie about a happy shark that delivers presents to all the good little boys and girls?
Naw, it's a about a big lake shark that eats sluts and their horny dumb boyfriends. That's ALMOST a happy holiday picture, isn't it? If anything it's a beautiful love story for someone.
Every stereotype that you can possible stuff into a movie - pre-med guy, college sports star, gamer loser, male model, tattooed slut, girl of everyone's dreams, skater dude, jealous townies, shy girl, goofball sheriff, evil hillbillies, and the dog. No cell phone coverage to save the day.
Some spectacularly bad decision making in this one. Bad behavior on top of bad behavior. This film is spectacularly gruesome with some of those 'fish attacking human effects that freak the hell out of me. I would rather fight ONE big fish to death instead of 50 of the little bastards.
This movie is exactly what you would expect from a film about hungry sharks living in the bayou.
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.