Because who else is gonna dream this shit up?
Building luxury underground bunkers seems to be all the rage these days, and there’s really no reason not to reserve a space in one. After all, paper currency is going to be useless in a post-apocalyptic world so you might as well spend your money now, right?
Built in a former Atlas-F missile solo, Survival Condo extends 200 feet below the Earth’s surface and is powered by solar panels, a generator and its own wind turbine. You’ll even dine on a diet of organic produce and homegrown fish fresh from the facility’s state-of-the-art hydroponic and aquaculture center.
Also remember our missile defence system that insures your total security and safety should we be invaded by alien craft who look like the Enterprise from the old Star Trek show.
AND FOR ONE WEEK ONLY - Anyone who purchases one of our fine post apocalypse condos can upgrade to one of these fine princess beds at no extra cost.
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