Your answer will either make me buy one or take a pass. I can only imagine a giggling five year old zapping the cat, himself, and anyone else in the house once he/she got their germy little hands on it.
I always thought that teachers should get a little cattle prod that would only deliver six little zaps a day. Just enough to get someone's attention. If you use up your six charges you don't get anymore until the next day. You CAN use up all the charge on ONE powerful zap if the kid annoys you enough to make it justified.
It should also make a loud buzzing noise when used. After a few weeks you will be able to just make the SOUND of the prod and like Pavlov's dog, the students will react and then you have their attention.
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.