Daskaea is one of those blogger who has a gift. She can find topics to blog about that hit me right in the hole where my heart used to be. This week? The great tabloid called the WEEKLY WORLD NEWS. It sat at the counter right beside the 'National Enquirer' at the grocery store check-out. The 'Enquirer gave you celebrity gossip but the WWN gave you the TRUTH.
Who else was telling me about what Jesus was up to on a weekly basis? Hitler, himself, would run free is the swamps of the deep south if not for brave moonshiners. They were the real reason we won the war when they brought down those spaceships in '45. What? You doubt my view of history? Poorly written and photoshopped articles tell me otherwise. The WWN couldn't print their stories if they weren't true.
Next you will be telling me that Bat Boy isn't some freak genetic mutation who escaped the lab he lived in. You'll try to convince me that he doesn't haunt the backwoods and bayous of America in his bloody quest for revenge.
It's all out there.
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.