Friday, November 23, 2012
Who keeps monkeys in their house after seeing news stories about them ripping the faces off their owners or people stupid enough to visit the 'Monkey Lady'? I don't even trust those monkeys that have been trained to help the disabled. Let's be honest, you can live a pretty fulfilling life by NEVER coming within six blocks of a monkey. They are just a menace. I don't trust any creature that can type with their toes.
Posted by Kal at 5:17 AM