Friday, August 5, 2016

I Share Because I Care

I have seen these pages before and they always crack me up. The art is so bad that is HAS to be a government production. All the kids look like retards anyways so it's not surprising they would be hurt in the real world ESPECIALLY if they ride bikes. This manual has a hate on for bikes.

What kid would EVER use WIRE to launch a kite? Where is a kid going to get that much wire in the first place. Especially when the kite COMES WITH A NICE ROLL OF STRING. Who wouldn't use the string provided and switch up to WIRE?? It doesn't make any sense.
That is NOT a police officer. He just bought that uniform to lure children into his windowless van which never contains candy or puppies like he promised.
A personal nightmare as a kid. Somehow I always thought I would be trapped in one of the old timey ones that would not allow you to break any seal to get air into this iron coffin. But every summer I hear about some kid dying in one of these or a deep freezer and I just shiver. Why have kids if all they are going to do is get into abandoned appliances?

This last one is my favorite. Don't hide in roadside leaf piles because city trucks will drive up on the curb or your lawn just because they seem like to drive through random piles of leaves and their drivers drink. I have never heard of anyone dying this way. Ever.



Monc said...

Remember back when you actually stayed in the hospital for something as simple as a bike accident?

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Gruesome stuff indeed.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

In all my time riding a bike as a kid did anyone lose a eye or end up in traction.

Dr. Theda said...

These were horrible enough to be "Funny" (as in "over the Top")