Tuesday, October 4, 2016

And You Wonder Why I Hate Cara Delevingne So


 
Yes, eyes tattooed on the back of her neck. If she wasn't cuddly before she certainly is doing nothing to make me like her now. She's just odd and not attractive enough or smart enough or focused enough to do anything remotely interesting to me. If I was a cat I would hiss at the TV whenever she came on. It's a kind of pure celebrity hate that feels good to be honest with you.
 
I was bored with hating the Kardashians (not that THEY aren't still annoying). We will NEVER stop hearing about the Kim robbery in Paris and wait for the bidding war to start on that first interview. She will make money from the insurance company and money from the networks around the world who will pay for her first person account of this event. She will make out better than the robbers in the end. And WHO travels with that much expensive jewelry. Why not wear the fakes when you travel. Who is gonna know??
 
 

7 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Whichever Kardashian it was (can't remember her name) will probably come out of this with PTSD though. Sounds like she was in fear for her life during the robbery, if media reports are accurate. No amount of money or insurance can shield you from emotional harm.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I have my own PTSD issues so why can't I find any empathy for her in my heart? Am I that cold?

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Yeah, you of all people should have a bit of empathy for her. Plus she has to bone Kanye West, so that's a whole 'nother level of horror.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

But she wanted this and did nothing to help us like her BEFORE this happened. I blame the Internet for making me so cold.

DrGoat said...

Plus, who goes around with 10 million dollars worth of her personal
jewelry with her. Her ring was worth 4 million alone. But basically, who would buy a 4 million dollar ring anyway. Even if you have many millions. Yeah, getting a gun pointed at you is no picnic, so not knocking her for that. It's just the fact that she's a pretentious, shallow, spoiled, sorry excuse for a human.

jester59388 said...

Back on topic -- Cara does have a certain Bride of Frankenstein look to her. You sure she wasn't born on a slab?

Kal Heighton said...

She does look like she was put together with replacement parts.