Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Learn More About Me

First of all, CALVIN is a boys name so that may be a hint into my sex. Plus lowballing my intelligence always makes me crazy. Have you ever met a dumb vampire? No because they have lived long enough to pick up an education by reading a few books.

This is mostly true. I do hate those Gryffindor suck-ups. I do sparkle like a Twilight Vampire. Tyrell is good, I assume. I am a Rebel like Johnny Yuma was a rebel. Hobbits smoke the best old toby and Magneto and Doctor Doom are the coolest characters Marvel has. Plus I have no match but do they have to rub it in?



Debra She Who Seeks said...

Where do you find these goddamn websites?

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Oh those are off facebook. Here are the links.