Wednesday, January 3, 2018

I Spit My Pepsi At The Screen



He's so great because he always gets the joke. The ONLY thing bad about this is that I know ALL the words to these songs. Marty Robbins and his Country and Western ILK dominated my childhood. Even Conway Fucking Twitty. Do you know he opened a theme park in one of those Hillbilly mountains and he called it TWITTY CITY. That is the kind of place where fun goes to die AND you get sodomized for your troubles. Luckily when I was 12 I heard Blinded By The Light and I got off that chuckwagon for good. Some people go their whole lives liking country music. And these are people I like and respect. I guess there is never any accounting for taste.

9 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

It's been all downhill ever since he portrayed the poop emoji.

Timothy Brannan said...

OMG. This is the best thing ever!

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I think of his poop emoji as the Shakespeare of Emojis lest my brain explode. And is that his wife. NICE.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

But the very worst thing is I know ALL the words to those songs thanks to my Dad.

DrGoat said...

Hey Cal, I still have my pink Marty Robbins Gunfighter Ballad album. Him all dressed in black, drawing a six-gun....does not get much better than that. Big Iron on his hip.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I know that album well.

dan muray said...

just be glad it is not William Shatner......

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I have his album too but he was serious. It was sad. First time I wished he had just died as Kirk.

Rob R said...

Sir Patrick is like, really smart... and a very stable genius! :)