I Spit My Pepsi At The Screen

He's so great because he always gets the joke. The ONLY thing bad about this is that I know ALL the words to these songs. Marty Robbins and his Country and Western ILK dominated my childhood. Even Conway Fucking Twitty. Do you know he opened a theme park in one of those Hillbilly mountains and he called it TWITTY CITY. That is the kind of place where fun goes to die AND you get sodomized for your troubles. Luckily when I was 12 I heard Blinded By The Light and I got off that chuckwagon for good. Some people go their whole lives liking country music. And these are people I like and respect. I guess there is never any accounting for taste.