And I am willing to pay double for her. Do I have to purchase her outright or can we go with a rent-to-own/lease plan? What is your policy on a 'test drive'? I will have to insist on the original costume and not that crappy boy look from the new cartoon. Do we have a deal?
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Are you implying that that girl is a prostitute? ;)
NEVER!...She is an uncrowned Disney Princess who loves a boy who barely notices her. Are you saying I should leave her in such a shabby state? Is that what you are saying? How do I live with myself if I don't bring her the love she so desperately needs? And that sponge bath glove I bought for her? She has always dreamed of having someone do that special scrub for her in the tub. Maybe you can walk away from her pitiful cries but I can't.
For double, that's got to include a dime bag of fairy dust.
Has the bidding opened on her yet?
I'll take two...
That bottom picture is...um...well, Rule 34, I guess.
She can tinker my bell any day.
Monkey- I've already met reserve. Boy this moves fast.
(unrelated: My CAPTCHA was "cofirt" which I believe is a spooneristic confabulation relating to flirting while twirling a coif of hair and then passing gas. Or so I'm told.)
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