This Is How They Getcha

I put this picture near the front of our agent handbook to remind every one of our fighters that when you fraternize with anything...ANYTHING that lives under the water, then you are fraternizing with the enemy.

This is what THEY do. It's all they do.

One nuzzle or cuddle is all that it takes to be taken out. I hate to make THAT phone call to widows and orphans but I will do it without a hint of annoyance for how you put yourself in danger. You have been told. Remember it.