Thankfully there is nothing that can happen in my glorious oasis of a country that can pierce the veil a certain other glorious nation commands over all news North American or global.
But I just got to say - to Brother Jaffer out there. Well done Sir. That is some old school douchebaggery you are displaying in the capital. I really didn't think you had it in you.
Please forgive us simple folk for our outrage over the fallout from your latest little 'adventure'. And let me point out - not to be piling on here - that your name has 'popped' up in the media before and it wasn't for saving some puppies from a house fire.
You make our quaint little polite community proud by going where I didn't think you would go. But just between us guys - did you really think we would not find out how you tried to slither and weasel your way out of your bad behavior? Did you think we would forget how you left your wife to take the full shot when the shit hit the fan? (not just for that night but for all the other ways you put her position in the government and her career in jeopardy?) Who do you think you are? Tiger Woods?
I don't blame the OPP or the Canadian justice system because once a person reaches a certain level of wealth and status, in any community, technicalities are one's best friend while dealing with certain 'indiscretions'. I would have availed myself of the top legal talent I could afford to reduce my punishment if I was in your shoes. That has never been the issue.
It is HUBRIS Sir - that is your crime - even a god can ill afford that, especially in Canada. It really is the ONE thing we will never forgive you for and the fact that you forgot that about us makes me wonder if you were raised here at all.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.