Sunday, April 4, 2010

I Hate Hate Me Some Flip Flops


They are the devil's own foot ware. Sandals have straps and are cool unlike the one piece flop flop who does that evil stick and slap clanking sound when you try to sneak across the kitchen floor at night. The fact that you can get five pairs for a dollar say everything about their quality.

Plus, have you ever had your mom beat you with a flip flop when you were a kid - it stings. They have to go. Especially when they have cartoon characters on them. Outdoor bonfires are why flip flops were made - join the revolution - down with the FLIP FLOP!!

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4 comments:

Nathan said...

Hey, they're classier than Crocs!

Amy said...

Flip flops saved my life. True story. I stayed in hostels with communal bathrooms in Eastern Europe.

Now Crocs, on the other hand... they may just be the devil's footwear.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

See I can see that...they are good shower shoes after the Fencing and Tai Kwon Do classes to prevent the athletes foot. I speak only of the evil that flip flops mean when worn outdoors - happily worn outdoors...like when you are a child,.

Nathan said...

But how would the Devil fit Crocs over his cloven hooves?