Anyone who could work that Squirrel Girl costume and shake her tail around the house. I am not one of those freaks who wants to have sex in an Easter Bunny costume with someone in a panda bear costume - I just like this hero's look.
I don't get it. OOOOOH..because she is a squirrel and they like nuts and store them for winter. OK, now I have a cool opening line for the next time she comes over. Thanks buddy.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
6 comments:
What about hairballs?
They have a pill for that that I can get from 1-800 Pet Meds for half the price of what the regular vet would charge me. I have looked into it.
Ha! Haa! Sex in an Easter Bunny costume! Yeah. What kind of weirdo would... do that...
No...no... my face isn't red. Why would my face be going red? Is it just me or is it hot in here...
I just hope you left some chocolate eggs around her room to find when she woke up. That is just rude to leave witout doing that.
I'm sure she's tired of the joke "So.... where do you store your nuts."
Lazarus Lupin
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I don't get it. OOOOOH..because she is a squirrel and they like nuts and store them for winter. OK, now I have a cool opening line for the next time she comes over. Thanks buddy.
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