Sunday, October 16, 2011

Crazy Cheap Ass Chinese Woman Of The Day


A woman named Ma Jei told tourists visiting China’s Zhonghau Castle that she scaled its 70-foot wall to avoid paying the 4 dollar admission fee.

The 48-year-old, who stormed the castle without so much as a safety harness, says she has climbed the wall many times in the past, having grown up in the area.

According to reports, several tourists who attempted to mimic Ms. Jei were either injured in the process or had to be rescued by police.

“She ran up the wall like a goat and made it look easy,” said an onlooker. “But when people tried it for themselves they saw it wasn’t quite as simple as they thought.”

3 comments:

Belle said...

Love your title!

M. D. Jackson said...

Wow. She's like Mulan. Except without... you know... the war and the swords and her little dragon buddy and all that.

Okay, maybe she's not like Mulan at all. She's more like...


Ahh, you're right! She's just a crazy cheap-ass Chinese woman.

Budd said...

in her defence, the walls are just really tall, really skinny steps.