I am grumpy and in tooth pain and feeling like a Fu Manchu super villain today. I may, however, found a stylist to do my beard. I am not going to some ordinary salon where there will be no care put to my look.
If they were dying my hair blue, I am sure they would put more attention to how I look at the end.
I was thinking about the two types of reactions I have gotten recently when I go out. Freakish gasps from elder women but rapture from younger women. I don't go out that often so I need something to distract the rabble like I did at the dental office yesterday. There needs to be some pre-planning put to this process.
I need somone to photoshop a clear screen on my big forehead through which you can see my brain work?
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.