I can't even decide on what color to dye my beard after it gets trimmed. Should I go with a reddish brown or go full retard and blend in more silver? I want something more uniform than the calico patchwork I have now.
I wish I knew someone who could really style up my beard now that there is alot there to work with. What? I am an ARTISTE and thus require a look more in keeping with the bullshit image I have of myself.
GAH! I have a freakishly big head. I would like to blame the angle of the camera but I can't make the physics of that explanation work in my brain.
I just realized that as I continue to lose weight, my head will stay the exact same size. I am six months from being a bobble head - an 'orange on a toothpick'.
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Rainbow! RAINBOW BEARD.
I voted for goatee last time and I'll vote for that again. A nice reddish brown dye, I think.
Rouise, am I a clown to you? You don't get to answer these no questions no more. You just do not have my best interests at heart, LOL.
D':
Braids!
Droll Wilma, very droll.
Here's a radical idea: Clean shave.
I do it periodically. It's good to remind yourself what you look like under there from time to time. You may even like what you see.
Last time I did a clean shave I (and my wife) was pleasantly at the face we found underneath. Without the gray in the beard I looked younger as well so I have kept it clean since.
Give it a try. You can always grow it back if you don't like it.
I like a goatee. I don't think you have a big head at all, however, you would make an interesting bobble head to put on my computer.
OMG MD - FULL SHAVE?? That is just kookie talk. I have had a moustache since I was ten anyways.
Don't get me thinkin' about Cave of Cool bobble heads Belle. That would be my final step in taking over the world.
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